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• The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1992.
• They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
• Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
• The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
• They have always had an answering machine.
• They have always had cable..
• Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
• Popcorn has always been microwaved .
• They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
• They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from..
• They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’,  ’I'd walk a mile for a Camel ‘ or ‘de plane Boss, de plane’.
• McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.
• They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
• Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type?

That’s for those of us who have trouble reading..

P.S. Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
Live, Love and Laugh, Life is too short!!

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump..

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.

Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don ‘ t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life.Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole,the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get,and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience,and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in..

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.

Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,

he’ll just kill you.

And,

Doppler radar indicated the storm that swept through the county was capable of producing golf ball size hail as well as damaging winds in excess of 60 miles per hour.

2 golfers were reportedly left bleeding from hail that hit them in the head.

A severe thunderstorm watch is in effect until 8 p.m. for Palm Beach County, Okeechobee and the Treasure Coast.

This past weekend my little sister LoriDee got engaged to TJ Coughenour.

Jim and Dan went and seen the movie, “The Wolfman” on Saturday night. Afterwards they stopped and watched the UFC pay-per-view fight, Nogueira vs Cain, at Half-time Sports Bar.

Occasionally the Goodyear blimp, Spirit of Innovation, flys over our neighborhood. The blimp’s homepad is about 10 miles southeast us in Pompano Beach, Florida.